(Ross and Rachel are locked out of the apartment with Baby Emma inside)

Rachel: Oh no! What if she jumps out of the crib!

Ross: Yeah, she can barely lift her head up, but jump-no problem(!)

Rachel: Did I leave the faucet running?

Ross: Rachel, relax. You did not leave the faucet running.

Rachel: I think I left the stove on!

Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!

Rachel: Oh no! I left the window of the apartment open and a bird could get in!

Ross: Hey, I think you're right! Listen! A pigeon-no, wait, an eagle-has flown into the apartment, landed on the stove and caught fire! Emma leaps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water. Bird and baby are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!

Rachel: ...You are going to be sorry if that's true...